I strive to be that grandfather with my own kids. I don't care what you want or what you think should be, you need to take life as it is in the moment. If you want something that doesn't exist, IT DOESN'T EXIST. Figure something out, but you ain't getting what you want. » 12/22/14 6:08pm Today 6:08pm

OMG Max & Ruby... I'm a few years removed from that now that my youngest is out of that phase, but man... I hated that fucking show. There was a funny article on Deadspin about it a while back. Drew Magary, and more than a few of the commenters, thinks the parents were murdered. » 12/21/14 12:40am Yesterday 12:40am

Is that what we're doing now? Going after comics that don't have accurate anatomy? Because I've got about a century of comics art to walk you though that show that anatomy has never been a primary concern. And a few thousand years of other art forms that show the same. The most celebrated artists in human history gave… » 12/20/14 9:05pm Saturday 9:05pm

The second amendment doesn't legalize murder. If a bystander - that is, someone not actively defending themselves - shoots a cop, that person will go to jail for a very, very long time. Unless they get the death sentence, in which case it won't be for quite as long. » 12/19/14 9:44am Friday 9:44am

The run time is going to be 240 minutes. 240 agonizing minutes as they try to squeeze everything in the entire DC universe into a single movie. Because if there's one thing audiences need, it's to learn how Batman became Batman. I mean, there's still two or three people in the world who aren't aware of it yet. » 12/19/14 6:29am Friday 6:29am

I used to work at Mission Control with actual rocket scientists. I did workstation support for these people. I got a call from, and I can't stress this enough, an actual rocket scientist, who told me his computer wasn't responding to his keyboard. I trudged all the way down there only to discover he was using the… » 12/18/14 6:36pm Thursday 6:36pm